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Time for a little après-spank?
This isn't just a collection of books that we happen to like.
It's stuff we've bought for each other and/or read to each other,
and which we particularly enjoy and recommend for those snuggly,
sore-bottomed bedtimes when there really has to be a
bedtime story. We're quite hatefully cute, aren't we?
What does bedtime reading have
to do with spanking? Well, for us, there's no better way to round
off a day than with Mija over Pab's lap for a bedtime spanking,
and then the two of us snuggling up in bed for a story. It's the
ice-cream at the end of the meal. And it's quiet, peaceful time
when we can just enjoy each other's presence and have some innocent,
escapist fun. Remember what bedtime stories were like as a kid?
Well, that's how we still think of them. (We've given each of
the books here a 'bedtime rating'. The book titles link to the
books at Amazon.com or Amazon.co.uk,
should you want more information.)
Pablo: I love
to read Mija bedtime stories. Frankly, I'm a terrible ham, and
I love to do all the character voices and really indulge myself.
I'll never have a more appreciative audience, too.
Mija: Being read to is
very very nice and comforting, especially after a long day, and/or
a really hard spanking. And Pablo does do the voices really well,
though sometimes it's hard to get in just the right position to
see the pictures and fall sorta asleep. (Sorta asleep
is when you start kinda dreaming but would totally notice if the
person stopped reading.)
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Harry
Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
J.K. Rowling
(Bloomsbury, ISBN 0747532699)
P: I spent
some wonderful bedtimes reading this to Mija in the summer
of '99. There's nothing terribly original here, but Rowling
puts the pieces together to make a rattling good tale. The
chapters are a good length for a nice long bedtime snuggle,
but expect some whining for more - she's great at building
to cliff-hanger endings. (We think you should go for the
British version, and not the US version, which was unaccountably
renamed as 'Sorcerer's Stone'. We don't know why, but doubt
it was for a good reason.)
Pablo's bedtime rating:

M: Okay, first off this is a great
book and I loved it. Second (looking up) I don't
think it deserves nearly that many ZZZs. It's great,
but there's nothing restful about it and it nearly got me
spanked and a threat of an early bedtime because I didn't
want story time to be over because I needed to know what
happened next. In fact, that really shouldn't have counted
as whining at all, right?
Mija's bedtime rating:
(but I'd give it a bunch of stars)
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Mrs
Frisby and the Rats of NIMH
Robert C. O'Brien
(Puffin, ISBN 0140366148)
P: This was
a great discovery for me. Mija bought the book for me to
read to her, and I liked it a lot (never having seen the
Don Bluth animation).
It has an unusual, rather odd structure, and is full of
surprises. It's not always a comforting bedtime read, but
it's never less than engaging and intriguing.
Pablo's bedtime rating:

M: This is a book that I read when
I was in third grade and I really really wanted Pablo to
read to me. Mostly because he does animal voices really
good, but also because I remembered loving it so. But like
Harry Potter it tends to have cliff-hanger chapter endings.
Those made me pout a little.
Mija's bedtime rating: 
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The
Lorax
Dr. Seuss
(Random House, ISBN 0394823370)
P: Frankly,
a masterpiece, and a book I'm sure we'll come back to again
and again. Needing to see the pictures means that snuggling
close is pretty much de rigueur, and the familiarity can
only help to make this more of a favourite. For those nights
you want to spend wrapped up with an old friend.
Pablo's bedtime rating:

M: This is my all time total and
absolute favorite Dr. Seuss book! I love the story and the
message and the pictures and just everything about it. I
gave a nice big copy of it to Pablo the first Christmas
we spent together and he loved it too. The pictures are
really big so I can see them without my glasses being on.
It's so so so kewl to have it read to me. :)
Mija's bedtime rating: 
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Winnie
the Pooh and The
House at Pooh Corner
A.A. Milne
(Heinemann, ISBN 0749707100 & 0749707119)
P: Pooh,
of course, practically defines the bedtime story genre,
so it's no surprise that we love Milne, and we think Dorothy
Parker was a grouch. Forget Disney, though. This is entirely
Milne and Shepard's creation. So pull out those flannel
PJs, gather up your bear, and let yourself wallow in some
innocence for a while.
Pablo's bedtime rating:
(and a half)
M: These were the very first stories
that Pablo read to me - after a really terrible and hard
week where I'd gotten punished for a whole bunch of stuff
and spanked every night really hard. We've read
them curled up together and over the phone. There's
just something so sweet and innocent and, well, good dreamish
about them. The only bad thing is I never get to hear the
endings because I always close my eyes to listen better
and fall asleep. But Pablo says he always finishes the chapters
anyway. I wouldn't believe him except Bryson
backs him up. Bryson always stays up to hear the end.
Mija's bedtime rating:
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The
Adventures of Paddington
Michael Bond
(HarperCollins, ISBN 0001821504)
P: Paddington
was a favourite of mine as a kid, but I hadn't read the
stories since then until I bought this edition (which is
a collection of the first two books, A Bear Called Paddington,
and More About Paddington) for some bedtime reading with
Mija. The stories are funny. There's something
almost Clouseau-like in Paddington's innocent chaos, and
more than once I found myself giggling like a kid again.
Pablo's bedtime rating:

M: Pablo read this book to me during
my first (but hopefully not last!) summer in Britain. I
loved it right away. First of all, he made sure that Paddington
didn't sound at all like Pooh, because while Paddington
has a growly voice, he's obviously younger and smaller than
Pooh. These are very excellent bedtime stories. I really
identified with Paddington because he's always trying to
do good things, but gets in terrible trouble. Though the
Browns must be nicer than Pablo 'cause he never gets spanked
even when the police end up involved. Lucky bear! Oh, and
my friend Bryson
enjoyed the stories too. He thinks there are not enough
stories about bears.
Mija's bedtime rating: 
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The
Giving Tree
Shel Silverstein
(HarperCollins, ISBN 0060256656)
P: I can't
decide whether this is way too sentimental, or pleasingly
unsentimental, which I have a feeling is a very good sign.
Mija bought this edition for me. It's probably too short
to be ideal bedtime reading, and is too bittersweet for
a truly comforting snuggle, but it's still a timeless fable
with powerful resonance.
Pablo's bedtime rating:

M: For me this story is about unconditional
love and how sometimes people (and trees!) give to someone
who doesn't really deserve it because it makes them happy
to do it. I gave this book to Pablo because sometimes I
feel sorta guilty that he gives to me all the time and I
feel like I don't give very much for him. But then I remember
that he's happy and I'm happy and maybe I should try not
to feel guilty so much of the time.
Mija's bedtime rating: 
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The
Little Prince
Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
(Mammoth, ISBN 0749707232)
P: I didn't
know The Little Prince at all until Mija introduced me to
it. Having read it to her, I'm amazed I could have missed
it; it's a true classic. It shares Carroll's willfully elliptical
playfulness, though probably invites more allegory-chasing
than is good for itself. More than anything, though, it's
full of fabulous ideas, and is food for the starriest
dreams.
Pablo's bedtime rating:

M: This is a true favorite - one
of the reasons I knew that Tasha
was really kewl when I first started to read her posts was
that she put lines from The Little Prince into her sig line.
Having Pablo read this to me, even though I'd read it many
many times to myself, was very very special. It was like
really hearing the words for the first time. It's also very
good bedtime story stuff.
Mija's bedtime rating: 
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Alice's
Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass
Lewis Carroll
(Puffin, ISBN 0140383514)
P: Again,
try to forget Disney ever happened, and stick with Carroll
and Tenniel. Alice is a little like Hamlet, in that reading
it reminds you how much it has infiltrated popular culture.
This is another one I know we'll come back to again and
again, when suitable bedtime reading means a warm, safe
bed, and a ride to a dangerous, faraway place.
Pablo's bedtime rating:

M: I'd read Alice at school like
as homework and stuff and liked it, but I'd never really
thought about it as a story until Pablo started to read
it to me. It's got some dark parts where I feel scared for
her but the fancy in it - especially when the flowers talk
- is very fun. We haven't finished it yet. Hope we do some
more of it soon.
Mija's bedtime rating: 
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Bridge
of Birds
Barry Hughart
(Ballantine, ISBN 0552126462)
P: I love
this book to bits. The only reason I'd not read it to Mija
earlier was that I wasn't sure it would work as bedtime
reading. It's a complex and whimsical tale. But it worked
fabulously well, and I had a great time reading it again.
It's rather hard to describe - imagine something between
Sherlock Holmes and Indiana Jones, set in a fictional ancient
China. It's that weird and wonderful. Despite being a near-masterpiece,
it's hard to get hold of, though Amazon.com seems to have
copies. There are two great sequels also, but they seem
to be out of print, which - given the amount of crap that
does get published - is a scandal. Basically, you should
run out and get a copy however you can. Hughart deserves
to be rediscovered. (Also, try this web-site about
Hughart's books.)
Pablo's bedtime rating:

M: I'd never even heard
of this book, let alone seen it, so when Pablo suggested
it - and very strongly too! - I was a bit reluctant. I loved
it though. It made great bedtime reading, with lots of exciting
chapters. Sometimes I even got more than one a night. The
author creates a wonderful and magical world and Pablo did
lovely voices for all the characters. It reminded me in
some ways of the Harry Potter books. Well worth a read!
Mija's bedtime rating: 
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